Once upon a time there was an archery contest, organized by a king at his palace. Santa Singh was also invited along with two others to demonstrate their mastery. King announces the start of the contest in the presence of audience.The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which hits right at the center of the target. Then he takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!! He also takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position...He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then, Santa Singh takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!
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